Olive oil is good for you
(it is; it also has 120 calories per tablespoon)
This pack’s only 100 calories
(that’s when you eat just 1, not 4)
It’s only 140 calories
(per serving! There were 3 serving in the pack – all gone!)
I’ll sweat this dessert off
(speed-walk for an hour, and it won’t make a dent)
It’s fat-free
(yeah, but did you look at the sugar?)
It’s sugar-free
(did you look at the fat?)
It says no added sugar
(just evaporated cane juice and fruit juice concentrate. Who are you kidding?)
I found this miracle diet
(there are no miracle diets, silly)
Chocolate is good for your brain and can help you win a Nobel Prize
(brain candy is still candy. BTW, who pays for these studies?)
Wine is good for your heart
(it’s also bad for your liver, and has 120 calories a glass)
It was a small portion
(smaller than a mountain, for sure)
After this, I’ll eat nothing ‘till tomorrow
(it’s 2pm!)
But I skipped breakfast!
(skipping breakfast awards no prizes)
Final thought:
The scale and your old clothes won’t lie, and on the other hand, some feasts are well worth their caloric price.
Keep to your fitness goals by not making excuses this weekend. With the cold and flu season upon us, it’s more important than ever to keep to our fitness and healthy eating goals if we want to keep our immune systems boosted.